Silver ($6/month): Everything above + IRA + Checking account + Emergency Fund
Gold ($12/month): Everything above + family investing (custodial accounts) + bonus match
How to Cancel Acorns
Step 1: Withdraw Your Money
Open the Acorns app
Go to your Invest account
Tap "Withdraw" โ "Withdraw Everything"
Acorns sells your ETF positions and transfers cash to your linked bank (3-6 business days)
If you have an Acorns Later (IRA), you need to either roll it to another IRA or withdraw (with tax penalties if under 59ยฝ)
If you have Acorns Checking, transfer the balance out first
Step 2: Close the Account
Once all balances are $0, go to Settings
Tap "Close Account"
Confirm (Acorns will ask why โ pick any reason)
You'll receive a confirmation email
โ ๏ธ Tax Implications of Selling
Withdrawing from Acorns Invest sells your ETF positions, triggering capital gains tax on any gains. For a $500 portfolio with $50 in gains, tax is minimal (~$7-12). But consider an ACAT transfer to Fidelity instead โ it moves your ETFs without selling, avoiding taxes entirely. Acorns charges no transfer-out fee.
The ACAT Transfer Option (Tax-Free)
Open a free Fidelity or Schwab account
Initiate an ACAT transfer from the new brokerage's website
Your ETFs transfer directly โ no selling, no taxes
Takes 5-7 business days
Once complete, close your Acorns account and cancel the subscription
Why Round-Ups Don't Actually Work
Acorns' signature feature โ rounding up purchases and investing the spare change โ sounds magical but the math is underwhelming:
Average round-up per purchase: $0.50
Average purchases per month: 40
Monthly round-ups: ~$20
Annual round-ups invested: ~$240
Annual Acorns fee (Bronze): $36
Fee as % of contributions: 15%
You're paying 15% of your investment just in fees. At Fidelity, you can set up a $20/month auto-invest into the same ETFs for $0 in fees. The "spare change" gimmick costs you dearly.
Free Alternatives That Do Everything Acorns Does
Fidelity: $0 fees, fractional shares from $1, auto-invest, IRAs, checking with ATM reimbursement. Does everything Acorns does for free.
Schwab: $0 fees, Intelligent Portfolios (free robo-advisor at $5K+), great customer service
SoFi Invest: $0 fees, auto-invest, 1% match on IRA contributions (no subscription needed)
Every major brokerage now offers fractional shares, auto-invest, and IRAs for free. The things that made Acorns unique in 2014 are table stakes in 2026.
๐ How Much Are Investment Apps Costing You?
Acorns, Stash, Robinhood Gold, Betterment, stock newsletters โ investment-related subscriptions average $20-60/month, directly reducing your returns. JustCancel scans your bank statement to find them all.